I’m tellin’ ya, with all of the scandals engulfing Washington these days, it’s just fodder for Republicans to go after President Obama for whatever they can go after him for. Now yet another scandal that most likely has White House connections. And you heard it here first.

In Greenwich, Connecticut an anteater has given birth at a conservative center. Um, wait, that’s not right. Sorry. it should read, “an anteater has given birth at a conservation center prompting officials to wonder how the mother conceived.” Considering the anteater was not married, lived alone, and was not into the dating scene, this may have conservatives up in arms if the anteater was receiving any government subsidies such as food stamps.

This also has absolutely nothing to do with Bristol Palin.

Conservatives were also immediately ruled out as having anything to do with the pregnancy as we all know that most conservatives…

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